It has been almost two weeks since my last blog posting… This is a longer break than I wanted to take between posts. The “successful” blogs that I follow would never indulge in such silence! In the blog factory, I am severely behind my quota!
Did you know that most blogs post like two (2) or three (3) times a week!? Many will POST ONCE A DAY!!! Some will even POST MULTIPLE (multiple) TIMES A DAY!!
Who are these poor children slaving away for next to NOTHING?!?! Do they even get a snack break!?
Don’t worry, my factory has much more humane conditions. It still pays zero for zero on the dollar but the benefit package is supreme: we got goldfish crackers for days!!
My export business is not as impressive as my sweatshop counterparts, but it is not that I haven’t been writing. I actually have three, yes three (3), postings that are in process and almost finished.
I am about to excessively flood the markets with my fascinating rhetoric. 😉
While I am writing these three posts, what I really am doing is procrastinating. I am avoiding the one truly compelling subject of my writing: Brooks’ battle with cancer. I will get back into documenting those grim times but I first needed to roll in some absurdity and relish in the everyday aspects of life.
I am broadcasting this now because I feel compelled to share something! By doing so, I get to accomplish two things:
1) I get to say hello.
2) I get to buy myself some more time before my boss, the slave-driving publicist gets all up on my back again!
(Okay, Okkkkkay, I have no such boss…